Natuke nalja vol 35Last week I checked into my hotel in Tampa and was a bit lonely. I thought, I’ll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like escorts and such. I picked up the phone book and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs.....well, you get the picture!
I figured, what the heck, give her a call.
"Hello," the woman says . God, she sounded sexy.
Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I’d like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything! Now, how does that sound?"
"That sounds fantastic," she says, "but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
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Probleemid algavad kui on liiga palju toredaid mõtteid...
As if Starcraft wasn't damage enough, now comes Starcraft 2. Millions of young South Korean men idling away their lives on multiplayer servers. I think Blizzard's done them more damage than the Japanese occupation.
Natuke nalja vol 35Juurviljapoes tahab keegi osta pool kapsast, aga parajasti leti taga olev
müüjaõpilane ütleb, et ta tohib müüa ainult terve pea. Ostja nõuab, et poiss
küsiks omaniku käest järele. Õpilane lähebki omaniku juurde:
"Mingi sitapea tahab osta pool kapsast."
Lause lõpetanud, pöörab ta ringi, märkab, et ostja seisab tema selja taga,
ja lisab:
"Aga see härra siin oli lahkelt nõus teise poole ära ostma."
Ostja sai oma pooliku kapsapea kätte ja omanik kutsus poisi enda juurde:
"Sa reageerisid ennist väga osavalt. Mulle meeldivad inimesed, kes kiiresti
mõtlevad. Kust sa pärit oled?"
"Narvast."
"Ja miks sa sealt ära tulid?"
"Ah, seal elavad ainult litsid ja hokimängijad."
"Tõesti või?" imestab omanik. "Mu naine on Narvast."
"Ütle nüüd!" teeb poiss suured silmad. "Ja mis võistkonnas ta mängib?"
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Probleemid algavad kui on liiga palju toredaid mõtteid...
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'75 Chevrolet Camaro Type LT 350 V8
'92 Blazer S-10 262 V6
Full Throttle Club
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Though I travel through the Valley of Rice, I fear no evil, for Torque is with me.
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