Natuke nalja vol 18Sõbrad omavahel:
„Tead, eile väljusin just poest, kui nägin auto juures võmmi trahvikviitungit kirjutamas. Läksin kohe juurde ja küsisin, milles asi. Tema, et valesti pargitud. Mina, et äkki jätaks seekord trahvi tegemata. Ta vaatas mulle irooniliselt otsa ja teatas, et vasak peegel on kah katki. No ma siis ütlesin talle, et ta on kõnts. Tema selle peale, et auto numbrimärk on kah tolmune – ja hakkas uut trahvi kirjutama... Ja nii läks vist mingi 10 minutit – mina sõimasin, tema kirjutas trahve...”
„Ohh! Ja mis siis sai?”
„Siis ma tüdinesin ära ja läksin ümber nurga oma auto juurde...”
Natuke nalja vol 18Hommikul unise peaga otsisin õiget telekava...
Vahtisin kuupäevi ja kratsisin kukalt - aru ma ei taipa, miks nad selle (28) üldse trükkisid :P (järgnev on huumorisoont mitteomavatele isikutele - JAH SEE OLI TRÜKIVIGA, TEGELIKULT LEHT TÕESTI EI SISALDANUD KÕIKI NEID KUUPÄEVI)
Natuke nalja vol 18Quote of the week ülaltoodud teemast: "Olin suht kindel, et kogu eesti automaailma värdjad ja niisama tolgused vajuvad sinna kokku ja nagu kommentaaridest näha on, oli mul õigus. "
Natuke nalja vol 18Lisaks rustangi "quote of the week"-ile veel ühe samast rubriigist :
japguy
Kasutaja
liitunud: 31.07.2006
kuradi looma aed na*ui
Mõtlesime tsikiga, et läheme head muusikat (träänsi see mu lemmik) ja ilusaid autosid nautima.
s****gi sellest midagi välja tuli.
Esimese päeva õhtu poole oli närv nii püsti juba et olin sunnitud mingil tableti kummikul selja tagant jalaga tagumikku lööma ja kratist kinni võtma ja kuskile pimedusee viskama.
Raisk kui 5 korda peab ütlema et minu eite ei näpi siis tõmbab vile üles raisk
Teine laks oli see kui mingi vene kalkar sõbra bemarit liiga lähedalt uuris ja mölisemisest hoolimatta sisse istus. Sai ka turvakäest nõutud et ta midagi ette võtaks ja seal tuli vastus et tema tegeleb ürituse turvamisega mitte isiklike asjade valvamisega. Sai see mees sis lasnakale saadetud ja tüüp ise masinast välja kangutatud.
Kurat miks alati on just venelased ei suuda masinaid silmadega vaadata. päris vähe on neid variante nähtud kus alati käpad kohe külge aetakse. Muidu poole venelaste vastu midagi!!!
Ja sellest ei hakka ültse rääkima kuidas üks idioot oma tuningautoga meie telgi nöörid kaasa vedas. Eit oli nii paanikas rsk. (no ta oli veidi mantis ka)
Ja mida te rsk neist narkaritest mõnitate. Ise nad on selle tee valinud. Lahe on ju vahest väikse ketta hamba alla visata
Rohkem mina ei mäleta eriti ikka veel on pohmakas, tsikk teadis küll rääkida igast lugusid sealt. Las ta raisk räägib siis.
Igatahes ma olin peoga jummala rahul. Sallule räigelt respekti selle hea peo korraldamise eest. Las need penid kiunuvad me paneme ikka edasi.
Edit: GC SRT8 ongi kiirem, kui 6.0 GTO ja Mustang GT.
Truckiaustajad peaks muigama võtma küll
Stock ET 13.33-13.55, 0-60 mph 4,5s dry/4,7s wet.
Kõik teised praegu toodetavad SUVid, ka Turbo Cayenne ja 4.8 X5 mahuvad ilusti tahavaatepeeglisse ära.
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Smiles Per Gallon
31.07.2006 at 14:05
1 edit. Last edited 03.08.2006 at 10:52 by HardStep
Dear Diary:
>
May 30th:
Just moved to Mobile, Alabama. from up North. Now this is a city that
knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy venings. What a
place! Watched the sunset from a park lying on a blanket. It was
beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here. June 14th:
Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an
air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to
see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a sun worshipper.
June 30th:
Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus
and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing lawn for me.
Another scorcher today, but I love it here.
July 10th:
The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do people get used
to this kind of heat? At least it's kind of windy though. But getting
used to the heat and humidity is taking longer that I expected.
July 15th:
Fell asleep by the pool. (Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body.)
Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson
though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.
July 20th:
I missed Morgan (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left this
morning. By the time I got to the hot car for lunch, Morgan had died and
was swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stank up the $2,000
leather upholstery. I told the kids that she ran away. The car now
smells like Kibbles and chits. I learned my lesson though. No more pets
in this heat.
July 25th:
The wind sucks. It feels like a giant blow dryer!! And it's hot as hell.
The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the AC repairman charged
$200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts.
July 30th:
Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. $1,500 in house
payments and we can't even go inside. Why did I ever home here?
August 4th:
It's 105 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today. It cost
$500 and gets the temperature down to 85, but this humidity makes the
house feel like it's about 95. Stupid repairman peed in my pool. I hate
this stupid city.
August 8th:
If another wise ass cracks "Hot enough for you today?" I'm going to
strangle him. Dang heat. By the time I get to work the radiator is
boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like baked cat!!
August 9th:
Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts and sat on the black
leather seats in the car. I thought my ass was on fire. I lost two
layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and ass. Now my
car smells like burnt hair, fried ass, and baked cat.
August 10th:
The weather report might as well be a recording. Hot and sunny. Hot and
sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do anything for 2 months and
the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. Doesn't it ever
rain in this desert?? Water rationing will be next, so might as well
watch $1700 worth of cactus just dry up and blow into the pool. Even the
cactus can't live in this heat.
August 15th:
Welcome to HELL!!! Temperature got to 105 today. Forgot to crack the
window and blew the windshield out of the car. The installer came to fix
it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" My wife had to spend the $1500
house payment to bail me out of jail. Dang South. What kind of a sick
demented idiot would want to live here??
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