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täpp	Natuke nalja vol 34 Eurovalimistel kandideerib ükskikkandidaat 112 Juri Žuravljov. Meie teda otseselt poliitikuna just ei tea, küll aga teame me teda seoses Aljoosaga velkamm tuu jestoonija ____________________________ http://tarmotomson.net
30.04.2009 at 14:23
rommel	Natuke nalja vol 34 Võibolla on läbi käinud (ärge siis pahandage) Why Fuck is the Best Word in the English Language... by Who the Fuck Knows Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is a magical word which, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), and adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid). As you can see there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word fuck. Aside from its sexual connotations, this word can be used to describe many situations: 1. Greetings........."How the fuck are ya?" 2. Fraud..............."I got fucked by the car dealer." 3. Resignation......."Oh, fuck it!" 4. Trouble............."I guess I'm fucked now." 5. Aggression........."Fuck you!" 6. Disgust................"Fuck me." 7. Confusion............." What the fuck....?" 8. Displeasure............"Fucking shit man..." 9. Lost........................"Where the fuck are we?" 10.Disbelief..............."Unfuckingbelievable!" 11.Retaliation............."Up your fucking ass!" 12. Apathy................."Who really gives a fuck?" 13. Suspicion............."Who the fuck are you?" 14. Directions.............."Fuck off." It can be maternal........"Motherfucker!" It can be used to tell time......."It's four fucking twenty!" It can be used as an anatomical description............."He's a fucking asshole." Lastly, it has been used by many notable people throughout history: "What the fuck was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima "That's not a real fucking gun." -John Lennon "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" -Captain of the Titanic "Who the fuck is gonna find out?" -Richard Nixon "Heads are gonna fucking roll." -Anne Boleyn "Any fucking idiot could answer that." -Albert Einstein "It does so fucking look like her!" -Picasso "You want what on the fucking ceiling?" -Michaelangelo "Fuck a duck." -Walt Disney "Houston, we have a big fucking problem." - The crew of Apollo 13 ____________________________ ex Ram '04 ex Taurus '97 god hates us all
01.05.2009 at 22:18
rommel	Natuke nalja vol 34 Chrysler ia Fiat abielluvad ____________________________ ex Ram '04 ex Taurus '97 god hates us all
01.05.2009 at 22:48
fire83	Natuke nalja vol 34 quote: rommel: Chrysler ia Fiat abielluvad kommentaarid nagu ikka tasemel: quote: korsten, 01.05.2009 23:46 Cryshleril on käinud igast kosilasi, ka mersu püüdis vaesekesele elu sisse puhuda. Tundub, et Moparist on saamas lits keda kõik panevad aga päriseks omale ei taha. ____________________________ Arvutiporno '08 Oranzh HHR LT '93 Must TransAm '83 Punane Firebird
03.05.2009 at 17:38
Wolle	Natuke nalja vol 34 ____________________________ Maalt ja mälestusega hobusest Ford. At least they circled the problem.
04.05.2009 at 14:49
Märt	Natuke nalja vol 34 The Best "Out-Of-Office" E-Mail Auto-Replies: 1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. 2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you. 3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all. 4: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management 5: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received. 6: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message. 7: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.' (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over). 8: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks. 9: Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response. 10: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave me any messages. 11: I've run away to join a different circus. AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE: 12: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve' ____________________________ .. Saab 900 cabrio ..
04.05.2009 at 15:43
wax	Natuke nalja vol 34 3x burnout
05.05.2009 at 09:55
fire83	Natuke nalja vol 34 ____________________________ Arvutiporno '08 Oranzh HHR LT '93 Must TransAm '83 Punane Firebird
05.05.2009 at 16:20
viplala	Natuke nalja vol 34 Mis seal siis ära ei ole, lumme kusta, kas tuled kübaraga alla seisma
05.05.2009 at 16:32
uuesalu	Natuke nalja vol 34 Müüdimurdjad testisid, et mis juhtub autoga mis jääb kahe rekka vahele. Seda muidugi omal moel.
06.05.2009 at 12:35
madheix	Natuke nalja vol 34 Svenssonite talendijaht.
06.05.2009 at 16:41
ivo1972	Natuke nalja vol 34 ____________________________ Iff
07.05.2009 at 14:52
Madlobster	Natuke nalja vol 34
07.05.2009 at 15:30
Madlobster	Natuke nalja vol 34
07.05.2009 at 20:43
viplala	Natuke nalja vol 34 Tsiisas, peab ikka tespereit olema, et sihukest s...tta toota...
08.05.2009 at 00:01
kps	Natuke nalja vol 34 SMILE, YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMERA! ____________________________ Worst signature ever!
08.05.2009 at 01:14
usakad	Natuke nalja vol 34
08.05.2009 at 05:04
madis	Natuke nalja vol 34 Arvutimeeste inside joke. Slashdotis ühe kasutaja kommentaar Starcraft II peatsele väljatulekule: "Here's goes the rest of my academic career. En Taro Adun !"
08.05.2009 at 07:59
masterofceremony	Natuke nalja vol 34 Kunagisele inglismaa teemale lisaks ____________________________ CB ja raadioamatööride foorum.
08.05.2009 at 12:47
Madlobster	Natuke nalja vol 34 Naljakas pole aga Karm Sellist asja tahaks ise kunagi tunda, et mis tunne on
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Madman	Natuke nalja vol 34 Kolmapäevasest poolfinaali jalgpallikohtumisest: ____________________________ Pontiac Fiero SE 3.4 V6 '85
08.05.2009 at 14:09
inimloom	Natuke nalja vol 34 quote: Madlobster: Naljakas pole aga Karm Sellist asja tahaks ise kunagi tunda, et mis tunne on kuivjää pihku ja olemas
08.05.2009 at 14:36
ReyMan	Natuke nalja vol 34 Idioodid sõjaväes
08.05.2009 at 14:50
anryo	Natuke nalja vol 34 Kuuldavasti on surutise ajal suures rahahädas sunnitud ühinema Saku ja A Le Coq ning uueks nimeks peaks saama Sak A Coq. ____________________________ We live in a poor neighbourhood - we can only afford to drive old cars.
08.05.2009 at 15:06
inka	Natuke nalja vol 34 quote: Madlobster: Naljakas pole aga Karm Sellist asja tahaks ise kunagi tunda, et mis tunne on -140C kannatab ujukates ca 3-4 minti ära, rohkem pole isiklikult katsetanud ____________________________ Dodge Ram Van 250b '88
08.05.2009 at 15:14

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